So, as a dog owner, we have to go on many a walk and keep them as interesting as possible (for our sanity as much as the pooch). We try new routes, new treats, new games.. But Bernard LOVES his routine. This is his best walk accompanied by some photos – hold on to your hats ladies and gents, he makes it SO much more exciting than it is!! Take it away Bernard..
Hello everyone! I’m a dog so of course it is believable that I’m writing this and telling you my story. Mum said I have to tell you about my best walks but instead I will just show you photos that mum INSISTS on taking whilst we are out..
On the hill we walk down towards the river and the place we get to play fetch off the lead, there are millions of cows (Note from Mum: not millions. About 7 or 8…. Carry on B) as I was saying, MILLIONS of cows. I like kissing them.
This is dad holding me, and me wanting to just get on with the walk. Mum said we are her two boys and wanted a nice pic – boring.
I like running after dad, he is fast and it’s exciting because he usually has cheese or sausage for me.
Before I tell you the story of what usually happens next, just admire the picture above of me looking nice and clean in mums nice clean new car.. When we have finished our walk down the hill, there is a river. I’m usually not that brave in water but I followed two cocker spaniel doggys into the water the other day but jumped off a ledge that mum said was about 6 foot and landed flat on my face. I didn’t hurt myself but mum swore a lot because she thought I had broken my legs or something – chill out. Anyway, after my adventure I always end up coming home like this..